Take it to the limit!

by Bryce Kennedy

April 21, 2003

"Gimma pizza, and make it flaming hot! TO THE EXTREME!!!" The girl working the counter at J.J.'s Pizza just turned and ran into the kitchen. You see, my personal motto this week is, "TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT!!!" I always go the full measuand I extremely extreme in everything I do. Extreme Burger King visits. Extreme bathing. Extreme vandalism. Extreme public shouting. I do it all to the max! When people see me at a fast food restaurant in my dirtbike helmet and pads, they usually can't handle my extreme mojo. So, I don't blame that pizza girl for running away after I jumped up on the counter and started riding it like a snowboard while I was shouting my order. There are people who take it to the extreme, and people who just can't take it at all. But I don't care, I just keep taking it to the max. So, when the pizza manager came out to express his ongoing dissatisfaction with my behavior, I grabbed a slice of pizza and rubbed it on his face...to the max! And then I ran out of the restaurant and tripped on the curb outside...to the extreme! Then I took the bus home...to...THE MAXIMUM EXTREME!!!