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CurzTech Financial


CurzTech Banking Corporation | CurzTech Realty | CurzTech Mortgage Company

CurzTech Banking Corporation

CurzTech BanCo is headed by the esteemed author of "How to Launder Money in 14 Easy Steps", "How to Hire a Competent Lawyer to Fight From Jail.", and "How to Sue Your Lawyer from Jail." He is currently...on extended vacation...we'll just leave it at that.

CurzTech Realty

CurzTech Realty is here to provide all your property needs. Whether it's using the "law" to get someone kicked out of their house so you can build a new expressway, or just plain resorting to brute force to scare them off, we can do it all. This doesn't constitute any claim that we've ever done this before, wink wink.

CurzTech Mortgage Company

CurzTech Mortgage Company is known by all* as America's favorite mortgage provider. Whether we're forclosing on your first home, or on your retirement home, or first thought is always for you.

CurzTech Legal Services

Welcome to CurzTech Legal Services. Whether you have need for our Criminal or our Civil Division, we're always ready to help you out. Plus, we now offer free t-shirts to all clients even if we lose your case.

CurzTech Mortgage Company is known by all* as America's favorite mortgage provider. Whether we're forclosing on your first home, or on your retirement home, or first thought is always for you.
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