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      <p>July 20, 2002</p>
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       CurzTech News Network today announced it would begin its own investigation into what it labelled &quot;The biggest hero sandwhich in Australia.&quot;  This revelation comes after reports that there may be a conspiracy related to several recent events that cannot be disclosed here. A spokescat for CurzTech Conspiracy News stated &quot;I&#39;m sorry, I can&#39;t say anything without my lawyer and my foil hat present.&quot;
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