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July 26, 2002

CurzTech Entertainment reported it has been named in the now infamous "Fast-Food Lawsuit". CurzTech Family Funn Centers, a subsidiary of CurzTech Entertainment, a division of CurzTech International, was named as one of the "Evil Five."

The lawsuit in question alledges fast food restaurants all over the world are entangled in a conspiracy to serve fattening food without warning consumers. A spokescat for CurzTech Family Funn Centers stated, "whether its the pizza on a stick or the lard on a stick (now with pizza flavoring), everyone enjoys eating out. Its not our fault the stupid dumb.." At this point another spokesperson for CurzTech Family Funn Centers ushered the first one out of the room.

CurzTech Family Funn Centers claims that none of its menu offerings contain more than 4 grams of fat per serving, although they do concede that items not featured on the menu can be ordered.

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