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      <p>July 27, 2002</p>
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       CurzTech scientists released their 50-report on Global Cooling, announcing an alarming cooling trend evident in the warmest spots in  the world.
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<br>The report, issued Friday, stated that the cooling trend has been most evident the last 2 years, showing a growing trend toward cooler temperatures around the world.
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<br>When asked why the majority of scientists studying the world&#39;s climate claimed the planet was in fact warming up and the CurzTech report claimed the climate is cooling, a spokescat for CurzTech Laboratories stated, &quot;They&#39;re probably holding the graphs upside down.  Sometimes they can be hard to read, so we can understand that.&quot;  When it was pointed out that a simpler explanation might be that the CurzTech scientists themselves were at fault, the spokescat spit on the reporter and called him a loser.
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<br>CurzTech Laboratories is a division of CurzTech International, parent company of the CurzTech News Network and the CurzTech World News Network.
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