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CurzTech Publishing
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Tech Team 6, the new movie from CurzTech Productions, is the startling story based on real life. Tech Team 6, formed to combat the rise in demand for tech support, must battle bureaucratic incompetence to save users from the lack of Tech Support. When no one else will help, when you don't know where to turn, when regular tech support just won't answer their phones, turn to the only real Tech Team - Tech Team 6!
Here are some exciting quotes from the movie:
"Bob can't connect to the lan."
"But, we don't support his group, Our users would be outraged if we worked on another groups computer. Bob's group would demand sanctions, what do we do?"
"I think we only have one choice"
"Tech Tech 6!"
"I don't know, they just stormed in here and said that i'd have to reformat my machine to get it to work right!"
"Don't move ma'am, if you click that button, the whole hard drive will be wiped. Just hang on, we're going to get you through this."
"Sir! They're attempting to format the drive now! What should I do?"
"Take them down! Tech Team! GO! GO! GO!"
"Mr. Clark, you and Tech Team 6 are responsible for saving over a 500 users from reformat. I'll see you get a purple heart for this"
"But, sir, none of us were hurt. In fact none of us are in the military and therefore aren't eligible for a military decoration."
"It's not a decoration, son, it's an honor."