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Top Cart stars Melvin and Lester, two cart attendents who only wanted to be the best and serve their store.
"Gentlemen, you are the top 1% of cart attendents for our store. We'll make you better."
"The carts your opponents will be pushing will be smaller, faster, more maneuverable."
"Oh, you're a cart attendant" "Actually, we prefer the term Guest Service Attendent."
"Gee Lester, when we first got here I wondered if we'd win. Now I just hope we can graduate."
"This court finds that Lester was at no fault in the accident which resulted in the death of Melvin. Lester, you are hereby returned to active duty, effective immediately."
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