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     <p align=left><font face=arial><big><b>CurzTech Entertainment</b></big>
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      <small><a href="curzffc.shtml">CurzTech Family Funn Center</a></small>
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     <p><h4>CurzTech Family Fun Centers</h4> (CTFFC) are a frienly place where the whole family can spend hundreds of dollars in just a few short hours.  Most people would say "Take the kids to the park, they should be in the fresh air and sunshine."  To that we say "smog" and "sunburn", not to mention "weasels" and "corn dogs on a stick" (everyone should know what that one means).  Our CTFFC's are divided into three areas.</p>
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        <h4><p align=center>CurzTech Family Funn Center Dining Ditch<hr></p></h4>
        <p>Home of the famous "Pizza on a Stick".  Here you can have a delicious meal, or you can buy one from us.  We have a variety of food (pizza) ranging from the "Personal Pizza on a Stick" to the fmaily size "Family Pizza on a Stick."  That one reaches nearly 10" in diameter (measured the long way), and can be had for 5 easy payments of $20 each.  Many non-name branded syrupy/sugary drinks can be had at family prices that rival your local movie theater.  You will also be treated to the Crazy(tm) antics of our Hillbilly Curz Band.  Their scripted CurzamaTronic animation will lure you and your children into a deep hypnotic sleep.  Psychologists have said experiences like this can affect a child for life.  Do you want you child to miss out?</p>
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        <h4><p align=center>CurzTech Family Funn Center Playland<hr></p></h4>
        <p>Let your kids play in and with Curz's Balls.  (We clean them weekly).  Have them climb Curz's Pole of Love.  Watch as they frolic in the dark CurzCaves, now with real vampire bats!  And, parents, rest assured that the safety of your children is of moderate importance to CTFFC.  Your children will be monitored at all times by a certified camera operator from our centrally located CurzTech Security Services monitoring center in Nebraska.</p>
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        <h4><p align=center>CurzTech Family Funn Center Arcade<hr></p></h4>
        <p>Here you and your "children" can play the very latest video games such as Centipede, Gorf, and Operation Curz..err..Wolf.  You and the "kids" also have the opertunity to win meager amounts of "CurzCash" to apply to toward such cool prizes as:</p>
        <dd><li>a genuine rubber type eraser</li></dd>
        <dd><li>Plastic Drinking Straws, available in two different colors</li></dd>
        <dd><li>a "Souvenier" CurzTech Family Funn Center paper napkin*.</li></dd>
        <p>Try your hand at weighted skeeball, Wack-a-Curz (large sewer rats are no longer used to portray Curz in this game), oval basket pop-a-shot basketball, and other games of "chance."</p>
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        <p>CurzTech Family Funn Centers, an experience your children will blackmail you to repeat again, and again, and again...</p>
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