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You've brought pollution to your suburbs, now bring it to the great outdoors!
The CurzFjord Exeditious is perfect for those short drives through the countryside. Be sure to bring your gas masks and a few hundred gallons of gas with you, because it only gets 5 miles to the gallon (highway), and the pollution it makes aren't regulated yet. You see, our founding fathers believed that man should live at one with nature, but with all the conveniences of home. That's why the U.S. Constitution doesn't say anything about pollution. So what if we kill millions of animals each day just with one of our vehicles? That's what natural selection is all about. We feel that if an animal can't adapt to our new environment by growing a carbon filter to protect against our trucks' emmisions, they probably don't need to be on this planet with us. What's more, we know that the best part of getting back to nature is seeing it through tinted windows (we don't want any nasty UV rays on us, especially after we've depleted most of the ozone layer), in a nice air-conditioned car (kept running of course, don't want that highly toxic lead battery to discharge itself), while we watch nature. Of course if that's a bit too close for you, the kids can watch nature on their VCR, now standard in all back seats.
The New CurzFjord Exeditious. Just one of many new models that CurzFjord will be bringing you this century.
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