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CurzTech Industries


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Welcome to CurzTech Chemicals, home to the latest in chemical innovations. Here, with the help of CurzTech Laboratories we develop, test, and market chemicals designed to make your life better. CurzChem, the happy chemical company.

Below are links to some of our best known products:

  • CurzLube - For all your professional lubrication needs, CurzLube can help.

  • CurzBurn - CurzBurn has been determined to be extrememly flammable. It's sale as a children's toy has been discontinued pending further acts of legislation and litigation against us. For more info, please contact us here

  • CurzMelt - As part of the CurzBurn lawsuit, CurzMelt has also been stopped from being sold as a children's toy pending further testing by CurzTech Laboratories.

  • CurzHappy Fun Ball - CurzTech Chemical's Happy Fun Ball has been pulled due to copyright infringement lawsuits, negligence lawsuits, and due to pending legislation has been banned by a joint resolution of Congress. Of course that means that the CurzTech Happy Fun Ball is now a collector's item! That's right, be sure to purchase these balls, ignoring "unconfirmed" reports that they may cause "problems"* for anyone coming withing a 2ft. radius. Just enjoy CurzTech's Balls!

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    *CurzTech Happy Fun Ball has been reported to cause the following: nausea, vomiting, growth of extra limbs, loss of limbs, growth of fur and whiskers, creating a tendency to want to lie in the sun and eat turkey, growth of furballs in the throat. These have not been verified by CurzTech Laboratories, but we will update consumers as soon as the truth is discovered.

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