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The CurzTech LAN Drop Tester model 4269Plus has many features, among them are:

  • Proven Box design, well recieved by most techies
  • Soft Toggle switch which allows the unit to be turned both on AND off
  • Nuclear Power Cell developed by CurzTech Labs. *
  • starting price of only $469,000.02 (higher price takes into account the nuclear power cell)

    Remeber, no other LAN tester boasts a dual purpose switch. Ours turns the machine Off as well as On. Plus, with the Nuclear Power Cell developed exclusively for this product by CurzTech Laboratories, there's no need to change batteries EVER! Simply empty the waste created into a CurzTech Nuclear Waste Disposal Unit, available from any CurzTech Waste Disposal Contractor or Distributor, and you're set to go for another ten whole minutes! Imagine the time you'll save buying proprietary batteries, only to replace them years later with a new one.


  • Note the Onboard Analog Display that allows the user to instantly know if there is a LAN presence or not. Also note the Multi-function Power Switch, capable of activating the unit and deactivating it.
    Price: Undetermined
    Manufacturer: CurzTech Manufacturing a subsidiary of CurzTech Electronics, a Division of CurzTech International.
    Distributor: CurzTech Distributing
    PROS: Sleek style and easy to use.
    CONS: Potential (not been verified) health problems


    Note the CurzTech Laboratories revolutionary new Nuclear Power Cell.

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