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     The CurzTech Rotten Cheating Husband/Wife Tracking System&reg; is the only system guaranteed* to track your spouse, ex-spouse, boy/girlfriend, ex-boy/girlfriend, or someone else you want to track.  This new system, based on the creative designs of the CurzTech Teenage Daughter Tracking System&reg; and the CurzTech Employee Tracking System&reg;, utilizes the smallest transmitting device yet.  And you'll be surprised where we tell you to put it!  Simply drug the intended person (try our CurzTranq), and bring him or her into our offices.  We'll surgically implant the device so that it feeds off that person's own brain.  This device is unnoticable unless viewed through an X-ray.  Even then, they'll probably think it's just some piece of equipment left in there the last time they had open heart surgery**.  Either way, this device is great for tracking someone without them knowing.  Each system comes with the following:<br>
     <li>one reciever</li>
     <li>on transmitter</li>
     <li>training manual titled, "How to Track using a CurzTech Tracking System".</li>
     <li>CurzOptics&reg; brand trinoculors</li><br>
     And now, if you order one tracking system you'll get another transmitter absolutely free!  Just drug the person you suspect your spouse of seeing, and bring them both in at the same time.  We'll do both implants at no extra cost to you!  This is a deal, most would call it criminal!  For more information, email us <a href="mailto:cheater@curztech.com">here</a>.
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     <small><small><small><small>*not a guarantee<br>**may not apply to people who have not had open heart surgery before, check your subject's medical records before using this excuse</small></small></small></small>
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