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     <p align=left><font face=arial><big><b>CurzTech Laboratories</b></big>
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     <p>CurzTech Human Tracking System&reg; is the newest way for the Government to track its citizens.  Although this system is sure to raise the objections of some "privacy" groups, we can assure the Government that this product is entirely withing the bounds of the Consitution.  As long as they pass that silly old Ammendment allowing the devices to be inserted into every newborn at birth.  So what if the product sometimes (very rarely, statistically only 51% of the time) cause cancer, brain damage, and worse.  What matters to the people is that these devices can allow the Government to find everyone no matter where on earth they are.  There's even a special RichPerson&reg; version that allows rich people to bribe officials not to track them, allowing them to do their "business" completely free of interference.  Of course there aren't any safeguards to make sure they aren't really monitoring the users of RichPerson&reg;, but who needs that, right?  After all, if you can't trust the Government, who can you trust?</p>
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