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Do you wonder late at night where your employees are? Have you had to ground them countless times because you've caught looking for other jobs on their own time? Do they show "normal" tendencies to want to go out and look for other jobs, even though you say they can't? Well here's the perfect solution, the CurzTech Employee Tracking System®!
This innovative setup provides instant tracking of any employee. How's that you ask? It's simple. While most tracking systems for employees track only while the empolyee is working at your company's location, this unique system (some say it should be called illegal, but they're just kidding) tracks them everywhere! At home, at work, on the road, at that job fair - anywhere! Just attach the lightweight, 55lb monitor to his or her waist, and they might as well have stayed home. The tracking device is monitored by a proprietary software program that allows you to track multiple instances simultaneously. Each Tracking System comes with the following:
  • one 12v car battery to power your employee's new best friend
  • one AAA battery, for the receiver part
  • one transmitter
  • one license for the tracking software, which can run on any CurzTech Computing brand CurzComputer®
  • an infinite amount of Peace o' Mind®

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