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     Do you wonder late at night where your daughter is?  Have you had to ground her countless times because you've caught her looking at boys?  Does she show "normal" tendencies to want to go out with kids her own age instead of your aging unmarried spinster aunt who believes men were created to give women hell?  Well here's the perfect solution, the CurzTech Teenage Daughter Tracking System&reg;!<br>
     This innovative setup provides instant tracking of any teenage girl.  Just attach the lightweight, 55lb monitor to her waist, and she might as well have stayed home.  The tracking device is monitored by a small handheld device that fits in your pocket, in your hand, or anywhere you want it.  It instantly tracks your daughter anywhere within a 300 mile radius.  Also, with the size of the device she wears around her waist, it's almost like fitting her with a real chastity belt!  Each Tracking System comes with the following:<br>
     <li>one 12v car battery to power your daughter's new best friend</li>
     <li>one AAA battery, for the receiver part</li>
     <li>one transmitter</li>
     <li>one receiver</li>
     <li>an infinite amount of Peace o' Mind&reg;</li><br>
     For more information, please email us <a href="mailto:followmydaughter@curztech.com">here</a><br>
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     <small><small><small><small>*In our sexist mentality we didn't think there would be a need for a Teenage Son version of this device</small></small></small></small>
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