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     <p>This is the latest project in a string of success for the team at CurzTech Laboratories.  Now, you can have your very own FishThatJustSitsThereAndDoesNothing&reg;, complete with CurzTech company logo and a free can of CurzTech FishFood&reg; for your new pet.  This project started years ago with the RoboFish&reg; project, moved through to the GuardFish&reg; phase, and finally came to completion (after careful testing of course) as FishThatJustSitsThereAndDoesNothing&reg;.  For more information on this product, please write us <a href="mailto:donothingfish@curztech.com">here</a>.</p>
     <p>Project updates:</p>
     <p>(12/20/98) - Rumors have been reported in the "media" alledging that the FishThatJustSitsThereAndDoesNothing&reg; is nothing but a dead goldfish that has had it's blood replaced with nuclear waste and that thousands of them are being shipped as part of a fake free offer just to get rid of it. These rumors are completely unfounded and CurzTech International will be happy to accept a prompt return of its merchandise if a customer is not completely satisfied.  We again state that the FishThatJustSitsThereAndDoesNothing&reg; is a fully functional product.  There still has been no concrete evidence that the FishThatJustSitsThereAndDoesNothing&reg; doesn't do what it is supposed to, and if there are any survivors of owning this product, we'd like you to write us to show <a href="mailto:ilikemyfish@curztech.com">support</a> in light of these allegations.</p>
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