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RoboFish® is a revolutionary design, allowing moat bearing homes and buildings the luxury of robotic fish to decorate their waters. These fish, measuring a sleek 16'x4'x1' are easy to use. After purchasing the fish and getting aquainted with it using our proprietary software interface, you'll have your RoboFish® swimming in no time.

RoboFish® Updates:

(5/17/97) - The RoboFish® Project has been discontinued due to rusting problems. This has nothing to do with the unfounded rumors of the RoboFish® taking on a life of its own and killing any living creature that enters its domain.

(3/01/97) - The RoboFish® has NOT been proven to cause cancer to those living close to it, and the Nuclear Power Cells that fuel it are certified completely safe by our own testing procedures here at CurzTech Laboratories.

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