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     <p>GuardFish&reg; is the latest development from the team that brought you the RoboFish&reg;.  The GuardFish&reg; is a completely new design based on older designs that we had to burn so there wouldn't be any evidence.  The GuardFish&reg; is not a mechanical object like its predecessor the RoboFish&reg;.  Instead, we've used gene enhancements and gama radiation to mutate a normal, lovable baraccuda fish into something you can really use!  This fish is almost all natural, and has none of the embarrassing side affects that RoboFish&reg; had.  GuardFish&reg is a wholesome addition to any family home, company lake, or third-world dictator's palace (you know who you are!).</p>
     <p>GuardFish&reg; Updates:</p>
     <p>(9/17/98) - The GuardFish&reg; Project has been discontinued due to radiation problems.  Althoug CurzTech Laboratories, and it's parent company CurzTech International, admits no blame in this case, there has been some confirmation of the reports that the GuardFish&reg; can grow legs.  It has also been reported but NOT confirmed that GuardFish&reg; can develop a taste for human flesh once it leaves its watery homes.  There have been no reported cases of the GuardFish&reg; eating whole families, that was just rumor.  Just ask that alledged family's brother, who happens to be our newest winner in the CurzLottery.  For more information, please write us <a href="mailto:guardfish@curztech.com">here</a>.</p>
     <p>(2/01/98) - The GuardFish&reg; Project Team would like to ask users of the GuardFish&reg; to please note if there are any subtle differences in their products lately.  There have been many unconfirmed reports in the media about this product terrorizing people, but no details have been found since there have been no alledged survivors.  So, if you've noticed anything...growing on your GuardFish&reg;, please do not hesitate to send us mail <a href="mailto:guardfish@curztech.com">here</a> to let us know.</p>
     <p>Check out the recently declassified log files written by the developers of GuardFish&reg;.  Just click <a href="guardfishlog.shtml">here</a>.</p>
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